I lived in Guam for four years and these are what I learned while living on the island.
This little isle has a special place in my heart. I was stationed in Guam for four years (from 2004 to 2008) in the US navy. I had never heard of Guam before I chose to come here. In fact, I had the opportunity to be stationed in Spain, Italy, Iceland, Hawaii, and California when I was up for orders to go to a new duty station. I chose Guam without looking it up, and this was before Wikipedia or Google was a thing to use.
For some reason, I thought it was a Caribbean Island. I was dead wrong, and most of my fellow Navy Sailors informed me that I had made a mistake that I would regret. I was intrigued and eager to go to this island, and I have no regrets. I actually would be willing to move back there in an instant, and it is on my wish list of places I would like to live when I retire.
Where Is Guam?
Guam is the largest island in Micronesia. Micronesia is well-known because it is located in the deepest part of the world's oceans, the Marianas Trench. It is less than a four-hour flight to the Philippines and about an eight-hour flight to Hawaii.
10 Guam Fun Facts
I could go on and on about what to do in Guam, but you can look that up yourself on TripAdvisor or just do a search on the internet "Things to do on Guam." I will not do that.
I will tell you some little-known facts, trivia, and experiences that you may not be aware of when you research Guam. These are things that people living in Guam or going to Guam don't mention. Some are good, some are bad, and some are just strange.
10 Things You Didn't Know About Guam
- It's home to the largest Kmart.
- It has the highest elevation mountain in the world.
- You can and are encouraged to kill brown tree snakes.
- Adults don't have to wear helmets when riding motorcycles.
- The scuba diving is top tier.
- MMA fighting is extremely popular.
- Every Wednesday is a holiday.
- The strip clubs are wild and out of this world.
- Each fast food place sells the same items.
- There are three different prices for items.
1. Guam Has the Largest Kmart in the World
Guam boasts that it has the largest Kmart in the world. It might be the biggest "regular" Kmart, but a Big K or a Kmart Supercenter seems so much bigger. Guam's Kmart sells all sorts of products generally associated with a Big K or a supercenter, but it is considered just a Kmart.
This Kmart sells everything from toiletries to electronics to groceries, but it caters to the large percentage of Korean and Japanese tourists. Half the products in this Kmart are in Korean or Japanese to make the tourist feel at home.
2. Guam Has the Tallest Mountain in the World
Mount Lamlam is 1,332 feet above sea level. But thanks to the Marianas Trench (the deepest part of all the world's ocean), its underground base becomes the greatest change of elevation on Earth compared to the height of Mt. Everest.
3. Killing Brown Tree Snakes Is Allowed and Encouraged
Brown Tree Snakes are pests to Guam and are not indigenous to Guam. It has been theorized that they stowed away on ships from Australia and Indonesia and sneaked their way onto the shores of Guam. Since they are not naturally from Guam, they do not have any predators. This means they are free to roam and eat all the birds they want.
These snakes have been the cause of the extinction of some birds that were only found in Guam. Also, these snakes have been known to cause power outages because they manage to squeeze their way into electronic substations. Not only have these snakes made some birds permanently disappear, but they have also cost an annual $4 million of repair cost because of power outages.
Here is an anecdote from a friend of mine while I was in the Navy.
"In the middle of the night, I had to use the bathroom. The bathroom was located on the other side of my house. I would have to cross the laundry room to get to the bathroom from my bedroom. I walked through the laundry room without turning on the lights and felt my face hit something. I knew I didn't have laundry hanging up on the lines, so I turned on the light to see what I walked into. Shockingly, it was a six-foot brown tree snake just napping on the laundry line. I immediately called pest control at 2 AM in the morning and they came to take it away. I ask them what they were going to do with it and they said they were going to kill it."
Brown Tree Snakes are such pests that citizens are encouraged to kill them themselves or call pest control. Even the US government is involved in eradicating these snakes. Last year, in December 2013, the US government dropped 2000 dead mice laced with Tylenol in the jungle area to poison these snakes. Apparently, Brown Tree Snakes are deathly allergic to acetaminophen, the active ingredient in Tylenol.
4. Adults Don’t Need Helmets
There is a No Helmet law in Guam. If you are over 18 years of age in Guam, you can choose not to wear a helmet when riding a motorcycle.
In fact, when I did ride, I usually just wore a tank top, shorts, and flip-flops. Yeah, I know it was stupid, but you can't be a badass outlaw biker with forearm tattoos without being a little stupid. Since I was in the Navy, I was required to wear a helmet on the Navy and Air Force base.
5. Guam Is a Great Place to Scuba Dive
I don't scuba dive, but I had a lot of friends in Guam that did. Guam and the surrounding Micronesia Islands like Yap, Pulau, and Pohnpei have a lot of cool things to see underwater. There are plenty of dive shops to get your gear, and also you can arrange a dive with your hotel.
Guam isn't world-renowned for its diving experience, but it should be. It is one of the hidden gems for scuba diving. Some things you will see underwater: sunken ships and planes (from World War II), coral reefs, and "Blue Hole."
6. MMA Is Very Popular
The locals on the island are intensely into mixed martial arts (MMA). They have their own league similar to UFC called Pacific Extreme Combat (PXC). PXC is based in Guam and the Philippines. Much like in Thailand, where there is a Muay Thai fight every week, there is an MMA fight every week in Guam.
7. Every Wednesday Is Chamorro Village Day
Wednesday was my favorite day in Guam. Every Wednesday, the locals would gather at a community area called Chamorro Village and sell local food and drink favorites and souvenirs. It's for everyone on the island but mainly caters to the tourists.
I love Chamorro and Filipino food, so I made sure to grab something to eat every Wednesday. The locals would also show their culture to the visitors by providing heritage shows, dances, and tours. Every Wednesday gave you a sense of Guam pride whether you were from there or not.
8. The Strip Clubs Are Wild
If you weren't aware, Guam has many, many strip bars. Most of them are located on Tumon Road, where most top-class hotels are located. Tumon Road is a little strip similar to the Las Vegas strip where all the action happens.
Guam's strip joints are known for their wildness, which is an understatement. They encourage the audience to touch the stripper as long as they tip. They will make an audience member participate in the show (usually just to ridicule the obnoxious drunk). They encourage the audience to buy the girls drinks in exchange for a little chat.
Most of the girls are from Korea, Russia, and the mainland USA. There are some local girls as well. These girls are not trafficked. They were hired on a short-term contract for maybe six months, which can be extended. Most of these girls end up going out with a service member of the military on the island, which seems to be a match made in heaven at first because when the military guy is up to leave for orders to go to his next duty station, the girl's contract is up with the bar.
9. All Fast Food Restaurants Serve Spam, Eggs, and Rice
Just like in Hawaii, Spam is really popular in Guam. If you want breakfast at McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, etc., but you don't want a sausage breakfast sandwich, you can order from the local menu. Each restaurant chain has a local menu that serves up local food.
Where ever I went, I would always order Spam, eggs, and rice. There's also Bangus (fried fish), eggs, and rice, or Longanisa (short sausages), eggs, and rice. One of my favorite guilty meals would be ordering from the local menu at Denny's. The local menu was as long as the regular menu at Denny's, and each meal was delicious.
10. There Are Three Prices at Most Establishments
There is an unspoken rule about prices on products and services in Guam.
The three prices are:
- A tourist price (usually targeted towards the Japanese and Koreans)
- A military price
- A locals price
At most places, the price is the same for everyone, whether you are a tourist, military, or local. Depending on where you are and what you are trying to purchase, the prices can vary.
I didn't realize this until I saw it first hand. If you're at a bar, especially the aforementioned wild strip joints, you might just get in for free or get a five-dollar cover charge. If you are a Japanese tourist, though, your cover charge can be as high as $50, and your $3 beer will cost you $10 bucks.
Another example is apartment hunting. Most places will charge as much as what the military will allow, which is up to $1,600/mo. If they know you are military, they will charge you on average $1,400 a month. If you happen to have a local girlfriend and she goes apartment shopping, the same room will cost her $1,000. These types of separate prices for the range of buyers exist in restaurants, hotels, rentals (auto, sports equipment, etc.), and mom and pop stores.
Since half the island is Filipino, and I can pass for a local, I usually got priced at the local level. On occasion, though, they could tell I was military, and I would get charged a little higher. Luckily, I didn't know how to speak Japanese.
There are two hospitals in Guam, the Guam Memorial Hospital and the Naval Hospital. Guam Memorial is for the locals, and the Naval Hospital is for the military. As you can guess, the local hospital is not up to par with its military counterpart.
Locals and tourists cannot be treated at the Naval Hospital unless there is a referral, but referrals are very rare.
So what do the locals do if they need better medical treatment that Guam Memorial can't provide? They take a trip to the Philippines and get treated at St. Lukes Hospital in Manila. St. Lukes's is one of the best hospitals in Southeast Asia. It provides high-tech medical treatment and excellent hotel services.
You may think it is expensive to fly out of Guam to the Philippines, but it actually is not. The three-hour flight costs typically between 300 to 500 dollars round trip, and once you make it to St. Lukes's, the cost of treatment is a fraction of the prices compared to mainland US.
Guam Is Paradise on Earth!
Guam has its flaws, but what place doesn't? Guam was a place that helped me explore myself. I've met some really great people, local and military, that have changed my life.
The island has changed my life. I will always have a special place in my heart for Guam. To me, it was paradise, and it was home.
© 2014 Ken