Funny Southern Sayings, Expressions, and Slang

Updated on January 8, 2019
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Whatcha gonna do when the crick runs dry?
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Translating Southern Sayings

As a transplanted Yankee living in the South, I am often surprised and amazed by the colorful Southern expressions I hear. Of course, there are the good old standbys we all know and love, like "y'all" and "down yonder." But the richness of Southern speech goes far beyond one or two-word expressions. There's a Southern expression for every occasion.

While their images and colloquialisms tickle the funny bone, Southern expressions usually convey exactly what the speaker intended. No one can mistake the intent and meaning of "I'm going to jerk a knot in your tail!" On the other hand, there are some Southernisms that it might take a Yankee like me years to figure out without a translator.

For example, here is an expression I've never ever heard above the Mason-Dixon line: "That possum's on the stump!" (Translation: That's as good as it gets!)

Or this one: "His heart is a thumpin' gizzard." (Translation: He's cold-hearted and cruel.)

Whether you are from another part of the country or from another country altogether, I hope you enjoy this collection of Southern sayings.

Pitching a hissy fit.
Pitching a hissy fit. | Source

When a Southerner Gets Angry:

  • He's got a burr in his saddle.
  • His knickers are in a knot.
  • She's pitching a hissy fit.
  • She's pitching a hissy fit with a tail on it. (When she’s more pissed off.)
  • He has a duck fit. (One step above a hissy fit.)
  • She has a dying duck fit. (Translation: Run and hide!)

Southern Sayings About Bad Character:

  • You're lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut.
  • He's slicker'n owl sh*t.
  • She’s meaner than a wet panther.
  • He's a snake in the grass.
  • Why, that egg-suckin' dawg!

When Southerners Are Busy:

  • I been running all over hell's half acre.
  • She's busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor.
  • I'm as busy as a one-legged cat in a sandbox.
  • Busier than a moth in a mitten!

Running like a headless chicken.
Running like a headless chicken. | Source

Southern Sayings About Conceit and Vanity:

  • She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.
  • She’s stuck up higher than a light-pole.
  • She has her nose so high in the air she could drown in a rainstorm.
  • He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.

(Most of these comments are made about women. Apparently, Southern men are not stuck up.)

Southern Expressions About Being Cheap:

  • He squeezes a quarter so tight the eagle screams.
  • He's tighter than a bull’s ass at fly time.
  • Tighter than a flea’s ass over a rain barrel.
  • He’s so cheap he wouldn’t give a nickel to see Jesus ridin’ a bicycle.

Southern Phrases About Being Broke or Poor:

  • Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.
  • I'm as poor as a church mouse.
  • I'm so poor I can't afford to pay attention.
  • He was so poor, he had a tumbleweed as a pet.
  • I couldn’t buy a hummingbird on a string for a nickel.
  • I’m so poor I couldn’t jump over a nickel to save a dime.
  • He doesn't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.

Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.
Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.

Dressed Too Scantily? They Will Say:

  • Those pants were so tight I could see her religion.
  • You're gonna have old and new-monia dressed like that!
  • Lawd, people will be able to see to Christmas!
  • Law, pull that down! We kin see clear to the promised land!

Southerners Experiencing a Drought Might Say:

  • It's so dry the trees are bribing the dogs.
  • I swan, you all musta pissed God off somehow. It’s drier than a popcorn fart ‘round these parts. (Translation: Ya got me... I don't know what a popcorn fart is!)

Confused? In the South, They Might Say:

  • He doesn't know whether to check his ass or scratch his watch.
  • He couldn't find his ass with both hands in his back pockets.
  • He's about as confused as a fart in a fan factory.
  • She's lost as last year's Easter egg.

(As we Yankees say, "These people don't know which way is up.")

Well, that just DILLS my PICKLE!
Well, that just DILLS my PICKLE!

Southerners Know Happiness When They See It:

  • He's as happy as if he had good sense.
  • Happier than ol' Blue layin' on the porch chewin' on a big ol' catfish head.
  • Happy as a dead pig in the sunshine. (Translation: Apparently pretty happy.)
  • Grinnin' like a possum eatin' a sweet tater.
  • Well that just dills my pickle.

Expressions About Laziness:

  • Won't hit a lick at a snake. (Translation: So lazy he wouldn’t chase a snake away.)
  • He's about as useful as a steering wheel on a mule.

Colloquialisms for Unmentionables:

"Over-the-shoulder boulder holders." (Translation: A very large bra.)

Over-the-shoulder boulder holder?
Over-the-shoulder boulder holder?

Irritation Brings Out Some Creative Southern Expressions:

  • She gets my goose.
  • He just makes my ass itch!
  • Yankees are like hemorrhoids: Pain in the butt when they come down and always a relief when they go back up.
  • That would make a bishop mad enough to kick in stained glass windows.
  • She could make a preacher cuss!
  • She could piss off the pope.
  • If you don't stop that crying, I'll give you something to cry about!
  • She could start an argument in an empty house.
  • He's about as useless as a screen door on a submarine/a trapdoor on a canoe.
  • That makes about as much sense as tits on a bull.
  • Quit goin' around your ass to get to your elbow.

Colorful Southern Expressions About Liars:

  • Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's rainin'!
  • Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining.
  • That dog won't hunt.
  • You're lyin' like a no-legged dog!
  • If his lips's movin', he's lyin'.
  • You’d call an alligator a lizard.
  • That man is talking with his tongue out of his shoe.
  • He's as windy as a sack full of farts.

(The most creative expression about liars I've heard in the North is "Lying like a rug." Southerners have much more colorful ways of accusing a liar.)

Southernisms About Stupidity:

  • If that boy had an idea, it would die of loneliness.
  • The porch light's on, but no one's home.
  • He's only got one oar in the water.
  • If brains were leather, he wouldn't have enough to saddle a junebug.
  • He's so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.
  • He hasn't got the sense God gave a goose.
  • When the Lord was handin' out brains, that fool thought God said trains, and he passed 'cause he don't like to travel.
  • His brain rattles around like a BB in a boxcar.
  • There's a tree stump in a Louisiana swamp with a higher IQ.
  • So dumb he couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel.
  • He don't know s**t from shinola. (Now this one I've heard in New Jersey....)
  • If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.

He is so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.
He is so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.

Surprised Southerners Might Come Out With This:

These are probably some of my very favorites!

  • Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit.
  • Well, slap my head and call me silly!
  • You little cotton-picker!

When Something Smells Really Bad, a Southerner Says:

  • He smelled bad enough to gag a maggot.
  • Something smells bad enough to knock a dog off a gut wagon.

If You Hear These Southern Expressions, You Better Watch Out:

Either somebody's in real trouble, or there's a fight brewing if you hear...

  • I'm gonna cut your tail!
  • I’m gonna jerk her bald!
  • Keep it up and I'll cancel your birth certificate.
  • I am going to jerk a knot in your tail.
  • You don’t know dip sh** from apple butter!
  • Me-n-you are gonna mix.
  • You don't watch out, I'm gonna cream yo' corn.
  • You better give your heart to Jesus, 'cause your butt is mine.
  • I'll slap you to sleep, then slap you for sleeping.
  • I’m gonna tan your hide.
  • I'll knock you into the middle of next week looking both ways for Sunday!
  • I'll knock you so hard you'll see tomorrow today.

I'm going to jerk a knot in your tail.
I'm going to jerk a knot in your tail.

Southern Expressions for Speed (Fast or Slow):

  • Faster than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking competition.
  • Faster than green grass through a goose.
  • Faster than a hot knife through butter.
  • Slower than a Sunday afternoon.
  • You took as long as a month of Sundays.
  • We're off like a herd of turtles.
  • He ran like a scalded haint. (I don't know what a "haint" is, but apparently a scalded one can run really fast!)
  • It happened faster than a knife fight in a phone booth.

Ugly or Looking Bad?

Now these are really unkind, but funny as heck!

  • He's so ugly, he didn't get hit with the ugly stick, he got whopped with the whole forest!
  • He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
  • So ugly she’d make a freight train take a dirt road.
  • So ugly he’d scare a buzzard off a gut pile.
  • She's so ugly I'd hire her to haunt a house!
  • If I had a dog as ugly as you, I'd shave his butt and make him walk backwards.
  • She is so ugly, her face would turn sweet milk to clabber.

When the ugliness is just temporary:

  • I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.
  • I feel like I been 'et by a wolf and sh** over a cliff.
  • He looks like ten miles of bad road.
  • You look like you've been rode hard and put up wet!

When Southerners Are Well Fed, They Are:

  • Fat as a tick.

If he were an inch taller, he'd be round.
If he were an inch taller, he'd be round.

Southern Observations About Weight:

  • He's so skinny, if he stood sideways and stuck out his tongue, he'd look like a zipper.
  • She's so skinny, you can't even see her shadow.
  • She's spread out like a cold supper.
  • If he were an inch taller, he'd be round.

Of the Wealthy:

  • Sh**tin’ in high cotton.
  • He's richer'n Croesus.
  • He's so rich he buys a new boat when he gets the other one wet.

A Hungry Southerner Says:

  • I'm so hungry my belly thinks my throat's been cut.
  • I could eat the north end of a south-bound polecat.
  • I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a south-bound goat.

Colorful Expressions About the Weather:

Like some of the other Southern phrases, a few of these might not be appropriate in mixed company.

  • Colder than a well digger's butt in January.
  • It was colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra.
  • That rain was a real frogwash.
  • It rained like a cow pissin' on a flat rock.
  • Hotter than blue blazes.
  • It's colder than a penguin's balls.
  • It’s hotter than two rabbits screwin’ in a wool sock!
  • It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.
  • Colder than a banker's heart on foreclosure day at the widows' and orphans' home.
  • It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.
  • It's cold enough to freeze the tit off a frog.
  • It is hotter than a jalapeño's coochie.

All-Purpose Southern Expressions We Couldn't Do Without:

  • Y'all.
  • All y'all.
  • Down yonder.
  • Bless your pea-pickin' little heart!
  • Kiss my go-to-hell.

  • I wouldn't walk across the street to piss on him if he was on fire.
  • If you can't run with the big dogs, stay under the porch.
  • Why so sad? Did Chevrolet stop makin’ trucks?
  • Deep in the South where sushi is still called bait.
  • He's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
  • That sticks in your throat like a hair in a biscuit.
  • You’re so fulla s**t your eyes are brown.
  • He was as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a roomful of rocking chairs.
  • He couldn't carry a tune if he had a bucket with a lid on it.

The Southern word for "sushi" is "bait."
The Southern word for "sushi" is "bait."

Southern Slang

Part of Speech
bread basket
His bread basket is bigger than a bread basket, if you know what I mean.
HIs britches are so tight they make his legs look like hot dogs.
askew or awry; cockeyed
The storm knocked the clothes on the clothesline all cattywampus!
go get/good looking
I'm gonna fetch me the most fetching filly I can find.
getting ready
I'm fixin' to fix the porch door after I finish this sweet tea.
gussied up
dressed up; fancy
She's so gussied up you'd think it was a beauty contest.
verb or noun
hunger or yearning
I have a hankerin' for biscuits and gravy.
fancy, pompous, or pretentious
He's so highfalutin' he thinks his sh*t tastes like sherbert.
a small amount
I can't hear a lick with all this hooplah.
adjective or verb
fiddling, puttering, or pottering around
Quit your piddlin' and get to work!
entirely, completely
She's plumb crazy.
a disturbance or commotion
He made such a ruckus he woke the possums.
run away; hurry
You better skedaddle before you get caught!
haughty, arrogant
He's so uppity he deserves a PhD in snobbery.
whip or beat
I'm gonna whup you where the sun don't shine!

Southern Expression Poll

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Did she just fall off the turnip truck?
Did she just fall off the turnip truck?

That's All She Wrote...

Well, that's all she wrote, y'all. I've looked all over hell and half of Georgia to find the best and funniest Southern sayings for all y'all, and I sure hope they tickled you as much as they tickled me.

And if y'all have any more fine Southern sayings, well, bless yer pea pickin' hearts, just let 'er rip, tater chip, and jot them down in the comments section below. I'm just happier than a dead pig in sunshine to have all y'all visiting me here today and taking the time to sit awhile and share your thoughts.

If you enjoyed this, be sure to visit "More Funny Southern Sayings and Southernisms from Readers."

Copyright ©2015 Stephanie Henkel

Yankees just can't pass for Southerners!

Well, we try...
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Questions & Answers

  • I didn't grow up in the south, but I did grow up a country boy in Iowa. Almost all of these sayings were part of my growing up. The one saying which I truly don't understand is "Well, bless your heart". Some people say it's a derogatory statement, others have told me it's a good thing. What gives?

    "Bless your heart" is sort of an all-purpose expression. It can be used to mean anything from, "you sweet thing" to "you're an idiot".

    For example, "She takes such good care of her elderly momma and daddy, bless her heart." or

    "He doesn't have the sense to come in out of the rain, bless his heart."

    It is just one of those sayings that you have to hear in context to understand what meaning is intended.

  • What does it mean when people start a sentence with “law?” I’ve enjoyed reading these. I lived in Alabama in the early fifties after living my first few years in Brazil, Ginny, I assumed everyone the US spoke like this back then.

    I think that "law" is actually a form of "Lord", possibly calling on the lord tor help or understanding.

  • Do you have any insight on where the expression "I'm going to the house" comes from? Also, do you have any good comebacks when someone asks you, "What do you know?"

    "I'm going to the house" is such a common expression, I'm not sure it originated in any specific region.

    "What do you know?" It's always been a rhetorical question, but I imagine someone with a quick wit could come up with a funny, sarcastic answer. I haven't heard any particular witty comebacks lately, though, have you?

  • Don't you think the "pants so tight you can tell his religion" refers to men and circumcision?

    No, I don't. Generally, I have not heard comments about men's pants at all.

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      2 weeks ago

      I'm older than Noah's boat so I've heard one from my great grandmother's grandkids.

      I'm gonna go light a shuck and go to.... When I asked what it meant, they looked at me and said, back before the Depression, with no wood or candles, they would light a shuck to see at night to go someplace. I asked, "A dry corn shuck?" Yep. Apparently, they were also used for toilet hygiene.

      "He's shuckin' so-and-so's corn." A certain person was having relations with another person's spouse.

      South Carolina was one of the few places where it was 100% humidity, and it wasn't rainin'.

      I like you better'n boilt peanuts...or you're sweeter than boilt peanuts. (They are a delicious southern delicacy when not over salted. You can't use roasted nuts--must be green. I really miss them.)

      When I first went there as a kid, I got a bad rep as stuck-up.? Turned out, folks would yell, "hey!" I would turn around. Hunh? Turned out, "Hey" is how they say, "Hi!"--not as an attention getter.

      For those who do not get that people have cars and can drive anywhere now-a-days, the better colloquialisms travel and stick, or they fall from common useage (as with the corn cobs). I picked up the slang fast, having been exposed to foreign languages as a kid. It confuses people that meet me after hearing me on the phone... (I'm mixed Asian.) especially after hearing "southern" again. (I revert back to it from Californian.) Good work! (It's true, only northerners "have" hissies.)

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      3 weeks ago

      Here's a few I've said over the years (From Georgia) 1) I'm out like a fat kid playing dodgeball! 2) That'll go over bout' as well as a turd in a punch bowl!

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      Jess Sam Guyy 

      8 weeks ago

      I was once offered a snort of genuine Tennessee moonshine and all I did was smell it and it burned my nose so bad there was no way I was going to drink that crap. My host laughed and explained, "It's just right. Ain't so good as they'd keep it all for themselves and it ain't so bad so's it'd kill ya."

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      2 months ago

      Especially good hearing -

      Far, far south of the Mason-Dixon line here... A elderly neighbor said of his wife: "Millie can hear a mouse pissing on a ball of cotton."

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      2 months ago

      Do you know any Southern expressions for true love or falling in live?

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      Art Mills Texas 

      2 months ago

      Derogatory term for someone (one word)- sumbitch.

      Damn has two syllables- da-yum.

      There are a few more to learn in order to speak southern.

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      Stephanie Henkel 

      2 months ago from USA

      OK, you got me, Bonnie. I have no idea what crossing your legs before eating boiled okra could possibly mean!

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      Bonnie. Hogsett 

      2 months ago

      My great-aunt would say:

      Don’t forget to cross your legs before eating boiled okra.

      Southerners know what that means.

      I better git home or my Mama’s gonna “skin me alive”

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      Charles Kersey 

      2 months ago

      I live in deep south and i loved seein these, ya got most of em but ya missed some the good ones like another phrase for useless that I personally say alot is "You're as uselfess as tits on a boar hog."

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      Nithya Venkat 

      2 months ago from Dubai

      If you did not translate each one of the sayings I would be totally in the dark! Enjoyed reading.

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      3 months ago

      I'm feeling puny.

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      Bob Ross 

      3 months ago

      I forgot a couple:

      “Thunder mug”. Bedside commode

      “A rising”. An abscess

      Just a further expansion of “bless his heart”. It seems as if you can say anything about someone as long as you end the statement with “bless his heart”. For example: “He ain’t got the brains God gave him - bless his heart”. “He shore is the ugliest boy from that litter - bless his heart”.

      “Cold enough to kill hogs”. Before good refrigeration, meat had to be stored such that it would not go bad. So, you might wait until the weather got real cold before you would butcher pigs.

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      3 months ago

      A “haint” is a ghost. Low country SC people paint the ceilings of their front porches “haint blue” to keep the spirits from entering the house.

      “Dinner” means lunch and “supper” means dinner — main meal is in the middle of the day esp on Sunday (pronounced “Sundee”)

      Other variant of y’all — plural possessive “all y’all’s” — used when one or more objects belongs to a group of people : “Is this all y’all’s picnic stuff?”

      “Bless your heart” can actually equal “poor baby “ said as an expression of true compassion — used all the time by my mother when one of us was feeling bad.

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      Stephanie Henkel 

      3 months ago from USA

      That's a new one! Thans, C. Hooper!

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      C Hooper 

      3 months ago

      When food is really good.

      "Put that on top of your head and your tongue would beat your brains out trying to get to it"

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      C Hooper 

      3 months ago

      My grandmother used to describe a handsome man as

      "Finer than a Frog hair split four ways"

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      N Gray 

      4 months ago

      My Mom was quite colorful. She used to tell us “ You can want in one hand and sh*t in the other. See which one fills up the fastest”

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      5 months ago

      Not from the south but was raised out in the sticks.. Here a few for ya's

      * Slicker than dog snot on a door knob..

      * He/She is more Nuttier than a squirrels turd.

      * Sweatin like a pregnant nun in the front row of a Church meeting

      * More nuttier than a port a potty at a peanut festival

      * Its hotter than a mess of collard greens on the back burner of a $2 stove

      * He was bangin her like a screen door in a windstorm (having sex)

      *He's more confused than a blindman at a silent movie

      * Happier than a fat kid in a bakery

      * he/she is more fake than a set of Double D implants on a anorexic stripper

      * He/ she has a champaign taste with a flat beer pocketbook

      * He/ she is about as useless as a fart in a fan factory

      * He/She aint the brightest crayon in the box or sharpest tool in the shed

      * Your more shocking then a Junebug trapped in a bug zapper

      * If brains were gasoline He/she couldnt drive a piss-ants gokart around a Cheerio

      * He/she is about as nervous as a Fat bee in a fly swater convention

      Thats about all of them I used or heard Hope you enjoyed them..

      I sure did like reading all the others as well.. thanks for the good laughs

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      john youngblood 

      5 months ago

      So hot the fire needs water

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      5 months ago

      A friend from North sand mountain Alabama used to describe the rich as " have enough money to burn a wet dog".

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      5 months ago

      Grew up in the central valley CA. Here's a couple.

      (Slaunch ways) = Diagonal.

      (when your waiting in a long line)

      Im sitting here like a penny waitin fer change!


      "Im busier than a cat trying to cover it up on a tin roof.

      (When a drink taste bad)

      It taste like horse piss!

      (When family or kin treats you bad)

      The saying goes "horse piss is thicker than blood".

      (someone's body is shaking in the cold)

      He's shaking like a dog tryin to sh*t out prunes.

      ( a bad cook)

      Her bread can put a dent in my car!

      (when something happens fast or quick)

      That was quick! We need to get you in congress!

      (A signal light turns green)

      Aint gonna get no greener.

      (When your mad at someone)

      You takin inventory of those teeth of yer's?

      (And just a quick mens bathroom joke when standing at the urinals)

      (While standing at the urinals with other people)

      (Yell out somewhat loud) Anybody wanna play swords?

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      Southern gal 

      5 months ago

      Hotter than a fireball

      Meaner than a snake

      Hairs a mess

      Mess of collards

      Boot of the car

      Busy as a fart in a collander

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      6 months ago

      Here's some southern expressions for y'all:

      "Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra."

      "Dumber than a box of rocks."

      "Crazier than a bag of frogs."

      "Crazier than a fly in a bass drum."

      "Busier than a one-armed paper hanger."


      "If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, you can be SURE it's a duck."

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      Joe Benton 

      6 months ago

      um. you need to pull the third one for "surprised".

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      6 months ago

      And someone asked about cat cutting being a name for a pot luck - calf cutting. When it’s calf cutting time it takes so many people to run the chutes, hold the calf, clip the horns, and on and on so normally you call everyone over to help and all of the wives bring and help make food so when the workers drag up at the end of the day tired and starving, there is plenty of food.

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      6 months ago

      Even with all the mayonnaise in the world, you can’t make chicken salad out of chicken sh**. Meaning just because you sugar coat it, doesn’t make it right or nice.

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      Michael Greehaw 

      6 months ago

      Law is short for lawd ( lord ) ol in da hole is another way of saying lo and behold . Cottonpicker Can be affectionate or derogatory.

      Muckeltydunn is an mustard or brown ugly color .

      Slicker than owl sh*t on a sycamore limb - it’s reall slick .

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      7 months ago

      I heard this in South Carolina last week: He's as country as a cornbread weddin' cake

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      7 months ago

      Don't know if these are Southern, but I first heard them when I was living in the Carolinas.

      When someone looks like they's had a rough day doing dirty work: "You look like you've been shot at and missed, sh!t at and hit."

      looked at someone dubiously: gave him the hairy eyeball.

      exceptionally uncommon: rare as hen's teeth

      too much stuff (clothes, knick-knacks, possessions in general): sh!t for days

      When you're tried of getting the run-around (from bureaucrats or customer service reps who keep directing to someone else rather than helping solve your problem,) or when you're tired of dealing with someone or a group of people who are goofing off and acting like idiots instead of getting a job done, you might say, "I've had just about enough of this happy horsesh!t"

      One who is eagerly enthusiastic about something, takes care of a task with uncommon promptness and and efficiency, or watches events with extreme attention to detail and possibly suspicion can be said to be 'all over that like white on rice' or like flies on sh!t.

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      Keith Blalock 

      7 months ago

      Happier'n a hog in a cool puddle of mud.

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      Linde Knighto 

      7 months ago

      Pants so tight you're showin your religion...Could be about circumcision, or Mormon Temple Garment, or a Native Person's medicine bag....

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      Amer Hooper 

      7 months ago

      I was taking care of snow elderly woman, who at the time was 100yrs young. She would tell me lots of stories, but her favorite was when she got her 1st real job at a department store she would tell her boss when asked what she did before working for him. She'd tell him that she "was shucking high gear" in the country. Hopefully I'm saying it correctly & someone knows what it means.

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      7 months ago

      The scantily clad one is for men not women.... It's a circumcision joke.

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      7 months ago

      What is it that people say in the south when referring to a kid who is hyper or acting crazy??? I used to hear a saying all the time when lived in North Carolina from Virginia people.

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      8 months ago

      Excellent collection of colloquialisms! I had never heard the brains were leather one!

      My mother always said “didn’t know whether to wind his a** or scratch his watch”. She was from east TN. I wonder if it’s a regional difference.

      FYI: A haint is a ghost

      A dead pig in the sunshine dries out and the skin pulls back from his mouth to look like a grin.

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      9 months ago

      My mother was from Oklahoma and I've heard nearly all of these. She used to say she was so hungry she could eat a horse and chase the rider. We also used to say someone "didn't know shit from Shinola" and I actually bought a bottle of Shinola at an antique store. It's a lovely reminder of my family heritage lol.

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      Stephanie Henkel 

      9 months ago from USA

      I haven't heard the term, but perhaps some of our readers are familiar with it.

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      Sandy Weter 

      9 months ago

      Looking for a reference for a “cat cutting”. I heard this term frequently in the 50’s when people referred to a big group of people having a party with food, music and sometimes beer. Anybody else know this term?

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      10 months ago

      If you're born to hang, you ain't gonna choke on a chicken bone!

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      10 months ago

      I mean...I'm from Buffalo and we use damn near all of these...

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      10 months ago

      hey....... I’m from Louisiana and I’ve only heard a few of these sayings. however I’ve heard a lot of the stuff from the ‘southern slang’ section. so, I’ll put some of the sayings I’ve commonly heard:

      Cattywompus/cattyconkered - askew or scattered

      wait a cotton-picking minute - the equivalent of ‘hold on a second’

      coke - any kind of soda

      s/he couldn’t see the forest for the trees - said when someone overlooks the obvious

      yuppie - a northerner/city person

      city-slicker - yet another term for a northerner or a city person

      mudbugs - crawfish

      catch - a term for a person who seems like a good suitor

      kids who hunt and fish don’t steal and deal - a common bumper sticker saying. also used to imply that your children (especially ones who hunt and fish) are higher class/better behaved than drugheads

      it got me - what we say when we get hurt suddenly (for example, if we burn a hand on a stove, or get nipped by a lizard, or poked by a fish hook)

      if you put them in a room together you still wouldn’t have a full set of teeth - said when referring to a group of hillbillies or a group of people who don’t have a lot of teeth, such as those who live in poor neighborhoods

      this car can turn on a dime - used when referring to a vehicle that can make sharp turns

      mudriding - when you (sometimes with friends) go out in a side by side or on a four wheeler, and ride through large mud puddles in the woods

      crack shot - a sharpshooter

      hootenanny - a party or get together

      country yokel - used when fondly referring to one of your friends when they venture out into the city

      dollar store brand - used when referring to a crappy off brand product

      s/he won’t go swimming in the rain for fear of getting wet - used to refer to a pessimist and/or an idiot

      cow patties - what cows leave in the pasture (cow dung)

      put out to pasture - retiring something or throwing it away

      this makes you want to slap ya mama - said when something is spicy

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      Stephanie Henkel 

      11 months ago from USA

      Cadmus Cornfoot - Well, you sure gave us a good taste of southern culture! Thanks for writing in!

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      Cadmus Cornfoot 

      11 months ago

      I got a few from Florida, Georgia and Tennessee not on your list. You live any amount of time growing up between the swamp and the mountains and you're bound to hear a wide variety of accents and nonsense you just won't hear anywhere else. I appreciate many things about southern culture that are independent of race/gender/creed. Everyone contributes a little bit to it which is what makes it such a joy to meet folks from all walks and every neck of the woods.

      Sometimes 'show' means movie (like picture show) and 'stories' can refer to soap operas.

      Tractor-trailers are semi-trucks

      Yams are sweet-potatoes

      It's all "six and one-half dozen" when there ain't no difference.

      Grits are just corn meal similar in a way to cream of wheat. Add plenty of butter, maybe a little milk to thicken it, eat it as is or use it like a gravy that makes everything taste a bit better when you dip in it.

      G.R.I.T.S. are also girls raised in the south

      Slug burgers used to only cost a nickle (or slug, old slang), they don't put slimy slug worms in them. Tater logs are just jumbo sized french fries that are seasoned properly. Don't be afraid to try fried gator tail, if it's done in oil separate from the fish fry it's a really tasty white meat.

      P.E.T.A. stands for people eating tasty animals. Roadkill either ends up on the dinner plate or getting processed at the dog food plant.

      Stand up-wind of anyone who eats too much roadkill if you start to hear "barking spiders", you'd swear whatever it was they ate smelled rather like it crawled up inside them and died!

      If the moonshine tastes like water you'd best sit down and rest your dogs awhile before it lays you out cold. (!!SERIOUS ADVICE!!)

      When it's time to work there ain't nothin to it but to do it. I don't know how southern it's origins are but plenty will tell ya if it ain't broke, don't fix it, you best leave well enough alone. But by all means, if it is a complete waste of time

      you may have to remind someone that they "can't polish a turd."

      When pay day would come we would say it's "the day the eagle sh*ts"; or farts in the case of a slow week or a new hire that wasn't getting much on their check. "It's gonna sh*t in everyone's hand 'cept you. It's just gonna fart in yours."

      Lib'da (lie-b-duh) is a word I'm not certain I spelled right but it means 'likely to': Don't even think about sassin' momma, she's lib'da slap you stupid

      Also don't go around buttin' in on other people's gossip asking, "who?" They lib'da tell ya,"What'you mean 'WHO'? Your leg don't fit no tree!"

      This isn't a saying so much as a fact that anything and everything gets pickled in the south and you can usually find it in a big jar on the counter at the corner store. Many will eat anything "assh*le-to-snout."

      "Love, peace and chicken grease."

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      Stephanie Henkel 

      11 months ago from USA

      AUCADC - Thanks for your contribution to some funny Southern sayings!

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      Nate clemhoff 

      11 months ago

      Here's one...busy as a one eyed cat watching two ratholes. Another one....lazy as a hog in a mudhole in the sunshine. Another....bright as a burnt out lightbulb in a fifty foot hole at midnight.

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      12 months ago

      I use

      "my dauber be draggin"

      for "very tired"

      but when I ask people they have never heard of it. Does anyone else use it?

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      Deb Baker 

      12 months ago

      A haint is a ghost. The ceilings of porches are painted haint blue to ward off ghosts.

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      13 months ago

      Funny and useful! Also, some of the expressions are familiar here in Sacramento, Ca.

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      13 months ago

      My Mama used to say: who do you think you are; the Queen of Sheba?!

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      13 months ago

      when someone kids were bad granny would say:those children are bader than

      kerosene and a lit match

      And if a woman has a big butt: look at that big rump she has

      once u go country u will never go hungry:that means if u marry a country girl (she knows how to cook) an a country man( he knows how to hunt)

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      13 months ago

      The one i always heard was about Grandmas Cooking.

      *Grandma this (food item) is so good that if put it on the top of your head your tongue would beat your brains out trying to get to it.

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      13 months ago

      Hey i saw that question askin for good comebacks like what do you know and i have a few: You cant see the forest cause the trees are in the way, youre blind in one eye and cant see out the other, and youre full of it. Also, i have heard all of these, but i have a list of sayins for my friends gittin used to texas, and sometimes i need a reminder of ome of them, so this was helpful. It also gave me the idea that i should organize them like you did. I got most of my sayings from my parents, havings come from a long line of cowboys, southerners and country folk. So far i have 357 and countin. Im hopefully gonna put em on youtube with my friend for all to see. If youre lookin for southern sayins, well thatll fix your little red wagon!!

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      Lisa Pemberton 

      13 months ago

      Wait a cotton picking minute.

      I’m gonna knock you in the middle of next week!

      You can stick that where the sun don’t shine!

      You ain’t just whislin Dixie.

      Happy as a pig in slop

      She’s so ugly she’s a two bagger. A bag on her head and one on mine in case hers falls off.

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      13 months ago

      Ur not makin a lick-a-sense bc we say happier then-a pig in shit or happier then-a pig in slop.

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      Terri D.. 

      13 months ago

      I'm from as far south in georgia as you can 'git' before you hit florida...(and NO florida is not a southern state, because no one who lives there is FROM there...or so the saying goes);) So I have heard and said these or some version of them my entire life. Someone asked how to respond to "what do you know?" We have always said: EVERYTHING...Don't believe that? Just ask me!! Because as a true southerner even if we didn't know we'd spin ya a tale...

      Also the thing about cotton picking is true EVERYBODY picked cotton back in the day. I hate that slavery happened but it is part of the past and affects no one that is living today. Just as in that same time frame as a women I could not have owned land or voted and we too were household servants to the men. I can honestly say I am thankful I came to be now as opposed to then. But all of that is in the past can't we leave it there and just be thankful that slavery brought over the very people who made my husband an american citizen (yes we caught the interracial ship)and I own the home we live in. We have come too far to blame todays issues on things that nowadays are just pity parties for a party you weren't even at..(that means quit your belly achin over something that you didn't take part in.) Belly achin (whining)..

      Not asking for a fight. Just tired of every problem being about race and gender from years gone by... if we could light a fire under the ass of our youth we'd accomplish alot more than living back in the day. Im 46, spouse is 53 and I've never seen or heard of so many people our age or older raising their childrens children.. Won't be us as with the elation at being grandparents we reminded all our children "you brought em in, you bring em up". We have all shades in our family and obviously both genders so I'm not "slinging shit at anyone" another southern thing. cause who else would think much less do that? Just an awareness statements..Thanks for moving south and embracing the "learning curve".

      One last thing a true southerner knows 'believes' we'd have won the war had ya'll not gotten to Saltville, Va and interrupted the salt flow that cured the meat, without which hunger overtook the will "to show ya" we could beat ya... but alas that too is history... (teaching kids warps the mind)

      Good night to all!

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      13 months ago

      Born and raised in Georgia. Still in Georgia. Love my state.

      Common phrases i hear from family and friends down here are:

      (Angry phrases)

      "Boy/girl, imma slap you to next week!"

      "I'm 'bout to go to jail."

      "Boy/girl you better hush your mouth!"

      (A few other prahses)

      "Imma need some tea after this."

      "Go get me a coke."

      (When it is storming outside while it is sunny. Yes. This is normal down here.)

      "The devil's beatin' on his (own) wife!"

      That's all I got for now.

      And yes. I certainly do crave for some sweet tea!

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      chris c 

      14 months ago

      I don't know if these news or not but here's what I've gotten told a time or two from my kin.

      it can stop on a dime and give you 9 cents change

      Sleep tight don't let the bedbugs bite if they do bite their shoe till it turns black and blue.

      He Couldn't hit the broadside of a barn.

      More clever than a coon gittin at the chickens.

      gram always say you've made me so Cross at you, right now you go get a switch for yourself. or god! the wooden SPOON!!!! dern thing makes me cringe to this day. haha

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      14 months ago

      my grandma used to say....we were so poor we werent raised up....we wuz snatched up......another one.....he had a real come to jesus moment.....

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      14 months ago

      To indicate the affirmative:

      Does a bear shit in the woods?

      Does a cat have climbing gear?

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      Beth Grace 

      14 months ago

      Most of the southernisms with which I was raised were about driving:

      He's too slow to stop fast.

      He's slower than cream rising on buttermilk. (Cream never rises on buttermilk.)

      She's slower than molasses in January.

      Grandma was slow, but she was old.

      When the stoplight has changed:

      Whatcha waiting for -- another shade of green?

      Whatcha waiting for -- an act of Congress?

      It don't get any greener.

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      14 months ago

      All of these had me grinnin like a mule eatin' briers.

      Thanks for the list!

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      14 months ago

      My father in law always said," If I had that, and he had a feather up his butt, we'd both be tickled", if he saw something that he liked. And if someone had a real hot rod of a car, he'd say "I bet that thing would pass anything but a gas station".

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      15 months ago

      Ah love your article it was as good as a dead pig in the sun if you know what i mean.

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      Stephanie Henkel 

      15 months ago from USA

      Queenie - Thanks a bunch for lots of new sayings to add to our list!

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      Queenie Hankinson 

      15 months ago

      My daddy was from the Deep South and we lived off an on in Alabama, Georgia, and Florida.

      Here are a few of his sayings:

      "One monkey don't stop no show" same as "git 'er done" or keep working.

      He could hear so well, he could hear a mouse pi $$ing on cotton.

      If we acted silly we were acting like BOO BOO the fool.

      If we were real excited we were "regular happy jacks "

      If he wanted us to work harder he said "All I want to see is a $$holes and elbows"

      If he was about to lay someone out he would say, "Imma beat your head 'til it rope like okry"

      Typical sayings "whatchoo know 'bout dat?" And "stay in your lane" which means you are an outsider and outside of your element

      "What's good"? Which usually means you ain't.

      Right as rain

      "Imma leave that alone" change the subject

      Stop pressing means to cease stressing someone

      "You ain't goin to worry me"

      You are slow as molasses

      'I don't truck with that" means don't mess with that.

      Hit dogs holler means the guilty always whine a lot.

      A woman could look so good, you could sop her up with a biscuit.

      A woman so skinny she looks like death eating a cracker

      If you lie down with dogs, you will wake up with fleas

      We have tons of stuff like this. So many, that if you ain't from around our way, ya just can't cotton. Lol

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      16 months ago

      Who licked the red off your candy?

      Colder than a well-digger in I-da-ho.

      Knock the pee-walling duck do out of you...

      Oh, she's got a corn cob stuck up her butt about something.

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      17 months ago

      If I say something surprising or she gets scared, my grandma says "oh, my goodness, great balls of fire!"

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      17 months ago

      Oh!!! And can't forget what a gravel flip is! It's a bra, they used to make good sling shots I take it. Lol

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      17 months ago

      I live in East TN. My dad is from back "yonder" in the mountains, so he says these things daily. I'm 34 and use them often myself. I love all the colorful expressions and words here.

      Play pretties= toys


      Poke is a bag.

      Coke used to mean any soda.

      Pole cat is a skunk.

      Haint is a ghost, btw. ;-)

      sweatin more than / as nervous / hotter than) a whore in tha church house. = You are really REALLY sweatin/nervous/hot

      I'm so hungry my belly is eatin my backbone. = I'm starving!

      Ive not been to church in so long I'm afraid the roof will fall in. = It's been a long time.

      She's happier than a pig in shit. = She's REALLY happy!

      You couldn't hit the broad side a barn! = You have bad aim.

      I ain't seen you in a coons age!= It's been a long time since you seen each other.


      I ain't seen you in a month of Sundays! = Means same as above.

      You'd make Jesus cuss!= When someone is aggravating you/gettin on ur nerves/ making you angry. Usually used in an argument.

      I can't carry a tune in a bucket. = Im a terrible singer.

      And my personal favorite I use alot is:

      He wouldn't know his ass from a whole in the ground. = Meaning someone you think is stupid/ dumb / don't know what they are doing.

      We have many many more sayings down here. It's kinda sad tho bc the expressions are dying out with each generation.

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      18 months ago

      I have heard a few that I didn't see here. My wife was talking about a girl she knew one time and said, you know if that girl had as many sticking out of her as she has had stuck in her, she would look like a Porcupine. I like to have fell out.I had never heard that one before. She has a cousin, and I took him hunting one day, and while driving down a dirt road I noticed him squirming around acting anxious, and I asked what's wrong with you? And he said, pull over! Pull over! He said, I got to shit like a crippled Coon. I looked at him as he had beads of sweat running down his face, and pulled over instantly, let him out, and then I fell out laughing as I pictured a crippled Racoon doing his business. Also my dad had a saying when I would ask him for things I wanted when I was young that he considered ridiculous. He would say, put you wants in one hand and shit in the other, and see which one fills up the fastest. I miss my dad a lot. I think of some of the things he used to say and do, and it always makes me smile. Thanks.

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      18 months ago

      I enjoyed your witty article. I am from South Carolina and have family all over the state. My father told me that a come along winch snapped and knocked him to the ground...that is knocked him so hard, the eagle fell off of the quarter.

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      Stephanie Henkel 

      18 months ago from USA

      TNGal - Thank you so much for your funny, insightful comments! I did enjoy reading your take on my article, and I'm so thrilled to have inspired it. I really have to note the new saying you've mentioned, thought it is gross. Having a couple of cats, I can visualize this much more clearly than I really would like!


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      18 months ago

      Oh my gaaawd!!!! This was fantastic!! The comments are a must read as well. I'm from east TN and heard a saying I had never heard and was Gooling it to see if it was common and ran across this...didn't find the saying, not repeating it, hated it, it was offensive..but have laughed so HARD IM CRYING!! WE "all us southerners" are HILARIOUS! How could anyone not like these? I AM gonna clear up a couple things. First off "cotton pickin" is NOT RACIAL..UNLESS said like "you little cotton picker" THAT IS RACIST...but NO ONE EVER SAYS THAT...its Cotton Pickin and is used in place of a cuss word..THATS IT PERIOD POINT BLANK. I DONT care if its origins are racist the fact is some words change. GAY is a perfect example...NO ONE ALIVE says gay for happy. Same with cotton pickin. Secondly of ALL THE SAYINGS the one I use DAILY is POPCORN FART!! Will you hand me that water my mouth is drier than a popcorn fart. That turkey is drier than a popcorn fart. Why isn't this one self explanatory? Popcorn is dry I'm sure their farts would b drier! LOL! Ohhh the logic. What is so great about the southern language is that WE even have to say HUH...sometimes...and there are tons that are similar but one word can change the whole saying...someone mentioned dumber than owl s#!t...the saying here which makes more sense is..Its slicker than owl s#!t...means be careful roads are wet/icey. Finally I am going to leave you w/the east TN version..and by far grossest and unique sayings that will actually change ur mind after u have said it..I'm so hungry I could eat the greasy string out of a cats a$$! Gag! Takes a min to get ur appetite back after hearing that one! LOL!! THANK YOU FOR WRITING THIS. BOOKMARK!

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      19 months ago

      Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

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      Sheila Rae 

      19 months ago

      Although born and raised in the South (mom, Washington State - dad, NC), my mother in law said this: Well, the cat can have kittens in the oven, but we ain't gonna call em biscuits.

      Also, if your aren't from a place you're from "off" - often used in conjunction with "bless her heart" as an explanation.

      Georgetown SC

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      Sheila Rae 

      19 months ago

      Good meal - Make your tongue slap your face


      Make you push you momma in the fire (trying to get to the table).

      Georgetown, SC

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      19 months ago

      My favorites: faster'n'a Black Cat out of a tar pit in hell, and, more nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs, (also sweatin' like a whore on judgement day).

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      Dave Dunn from Arkansas 

      19 months ago

      My dad would when had a bad excuse for something

      “A frog wouldn’t bump his ass if he’d grow wings “

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      19 months ago

      All be a swig row monkey

      All be swiggled

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      19 months ago

      He’s got more money than a show dog can jump over

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      Virginia Whedon 

      19 months ago

      Busier than a one armed paper hanger

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      19 months ago

      I grew up hearing, he's busier than a one armed paper hanger. Now, my grands think I'm referring to note book paper!!

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      19 months ago

      She's so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water

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      claire osullivan1 

      19 months ago

      My mom was from GA, and when she was all tuckered out, she'd say 'I feel like I been drug through a knot hole backwards.'

      Also heard 'He can hear a gnat fart in a whirlwind.'

      He or she is 'hotter than a stolen tamale.'

      'She's as scared as a whore in church'. Or 'as scared as a sinner in a cyclone.'

      'This looks like your're a kid missing a box of crayons.' (a confusing mess)

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      B Lapsley 

      19 months ago

      Of corn squeez’ns “It’ll roll your socks up and down”

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      RJ Piper 

      20 months ago

      You guys needed to add one more answer to the voters board.

      " Not From The South And Heard Most Of Them "

      And with that said

      Tickle Me Pink

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      Stephanie Henkel 

      20 months ago from USA

      Well, these are cuter than socks on a rooster! Thanks for the laughs this morning!

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      Patrick from Kentucky 

      20 months ago

      In the South, these sayings are really a part of everyday here goes a few I hear in the Bluegrass State:

      "She's prettier than socks on a rooster!"

      "He's as useless as a white crayon!"

      "He's stranger than a football bat!"

      "She's confused as a baby raccoon!"

      "He's confused as a fat kid eatin' a salad!"

      "You can't fix stupid...not even with duct tape!"

      "She's uglier than a mud fence!"

      "She's stranger than a three legged duck!"

      "He's sadder than a one-car funeral!"

      I love reading all of these from everyone..."I ma FIXING to read the rest of them right now! LOL

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      20 months ago

      My mom hasn’t always had a colorful mouth and growing up a heard these on a regular basis:

      Want in one hand and shit in the other and see which gets full first.

      I dIdn’t know whether to shit or go blind.

      If you throw enough shit on the roof, somethings gotta stick (when filling out job applications)

      The eagle has landed (on payday)

      My dogs are barking (tired feet)

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      Stephanie Henkel 

      20 months ago from USA

      Sigh...perhaps, but my understanding is that farmers of any race would pick cotton for a living in the southern states. I hope this isn't taken as a racial slur.

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      20 months ago

      Just a friendly note: it seems as though the expression 'cotton pickin' may have it's roots in slavery and thus seen as a racial slur.

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      Kissing Kate 

      20 months ago

      Not my circus, Not my Monkeys

      (You say when you are tried of being around people or other people's children)

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      Andy loves it 

      20 months ago

      For real

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      Western North Carolina 

      20 months ago

      Dumber than a bag of hair

      Ugly as ten days of bad weather

      Ugly as five miles of bombed out run way

      He lies when the truth would be as good

      Caniption fit

      Finer than frog hair

      Didn’t know whether to s**t or wind his watch

      Buying a pig in a poke

      Rare as chicken lips

      A couple bricks shy of a load

      Too dumb to come in out of a shower of s**t

      Those pants fit her like two coats of Kentone

      Common as crap on a boot

      Madder than a wet hen

      That dog won’t hunt

      It’s time to piss on the fire and call in the dogs

      I don’t trust him as far as I can throw him

      Beat him like a stepchild

      Useless as an egg sucking dog

      Sweating like a whore in church

      If you’re feeling froggy then jump

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      Phillip Ball 

      20 months ago

      Yes, a haint is a ghost, but it also describes a woman who wears too much makeup. She has so much powder on her face, she looks pale like a ghost. If you've had too much to eat, you are "too stuffed to jump". A booger is an unknown terror, as in "I wouldn't go in them dark woods, a booger might get me". I enjoyed your article. Thanks.

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      20 months ago

      I know some women say I'm going to drain my lily, for going to the bathroom. I'll be back, I gotta drain my lily.

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      20 months ago

      nice, even though i haven't heard all of thees, i've heard quite a few (being southern and all that jazz) its hard to find blogs that give you terms southerners actually use. bravo!

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      20 months ago

      Its raining so hard the frogs are lined up on the bank with raincoats on

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      20 months ago

      I loved your article. I'm not from the south personally but I liked all of the saying. I thought that some where really fun and even true to me.


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